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A Search-and-Find Adventure

Where's Markey?

He's not in this picture either.

Missing

…and counting.

Found: The alternative

Meet John Deaton

Running for U.S. Senate

Deaton Affordability.
John built his own small business from the ground up while raising three daughters and carrying crushing student-loan debt. He knows what families are facing because he's lived it — paycheck to paycheck, bill to bill, just like the rest of us.

And he's actually in Massachusetts. He gets the problems you're facing.

John Deaton
Don't take our word for it

The receipts.

We didn't make this up. Reporters counted the nights.

31%
of nights spent
in Massachusetts
77
nights home
in 2017
Last
in the entire
MA delegation
34/42
Senate votes missed
May–June 2020

Figures above are drawn from NBC10 Boston's June 2020 reporting (via GovTrack) and the Boston Globe's July 2020 review of congressional travel schedules. Links go to the original reporting.

We've looked everywhere. Almost.

Scan the crowd at Fenway. Check the diner in Worcester. Search the ferry to the Cape. Somewhere in all that red and white, one Senator is very hard to spot — and the search grid keeps pointing south.

1

Checked: Maryland

A comfortable home well outside the 617. Suspiciously easy to find.

2

Checked: Malden

Registered there. Rarely spotted there.

3

Checked: The last 50 years

Long enough in office to forget which state he's from.

Live

The Markey Cam

Round-the-clock coverage. Still no sign of him.

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Markey Cam is a satirical bit. No actual surveillance of any person is implied or conducted.

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The Wall of Places He Isn't

Spotted: no Senator.

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Markey has been in Congress since 1973. He bought a home in Chevy Chase, Maryland in 1991 and listed it as his primary residence until 2002 — and he still doesn't claim the residential tax exemption on the Malden house he campaigns in front of.

A Boston Globe review of congressional travel schedules found he spent 383 nights in Massachusetts between January 2017 and May 2020 — roughly 31% of that stretch. The nights at home climbed as his reelection got closer. Boston Globe, July 2020

Homes, energy, and taxes all cost less in Maryland. After half a century in Washington, it's fair to ask whether he still understands what Massachusetts families are up against.

So — where is he? Help us look.

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